Honour Among Thieves: Day 2 Arrival on Alderaan
Aug 18, 2015 10:19:32 GMT -5
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Post by Newan on Aug 18, 2015 10:19:32 GMT -5
Voting from Day 1
"I trust you have been hard at work and are ready to rid ourselves of a spy from that gross overgrown slug?" Namialus addressed the group.
"Well ahh, we haven't exactly done much productive..." Replied the small aquatic bounty hunter Robonino.
"Exactly what I expected from you band of misfits"
"Gunther disk skis arou" Said Embo, pointing at the Reptilian Bossk.
"Does anyone know what this nigga is saying?" Asked Namialus
"I believe it's quite obvious he's trying to point out he voted for Bossk, but he may also be asking for a tissue, his dialect is hard to understand" said Sugi
"Umm we don't have tissues..." Replied Castas
"Sure we do, Dengar has enough for everyone!!" Said Elan
"Well whatever a vote is better then no vote, Bossk will be convicted. Amazing how the only one who did anything was the guy nobody understands.., now go get some rest we will arrive by morning."
---
All was quiet in the night, most of the group was sleeping aboard the ship. Embo couldn't sleep though, he was afraid of the dark, so he went to find light, when suddenly two hooded figures beat the snot out of him with rubber chickens, Embo tried to fight back but he was just ineffective in the dark. One figure whacked him in the face with a pillow while the other strangled him with bed sheets till he chocked to death...
---
Chapter 2: Arrival on Alderaan
The next morning the group woke up to a horrific sight of destroyed pillows, bed sheets and a few rubber chickens, there was also a dead Embo, but nobody really liked him..
"My pillows!!! Those cost me a fortune" cried Namialus "They where genuine nerf skin filled with the finest feathers!!!"
"Yeah, you're like 99% gay..." Said Elan
"Ahh Embo is dead sir..." Said Sugi
"Shut up, for now on you guys can find your own accommodations to sleep in, I tried to be nice and you just trashed my stuff. I'm going to go to all your homes one day and light a bag full of Bantha poop on fire at your front steps and see how you like it when you go to step on it to put it out!!"
"Such a sloppy kill" said Cad Bane " Seriously? Rubber chickens? I would have stuck some peanuts down his nose while he was sleeping, never knew what hit him"
"Cause that's effective..." Replied Sugi
"I'm the best for a reason!!!.... Bitch"
"Well looks like Embo was loyal, such a tragedy, he was the only one with his mind set on the task at hand, now I'm stuck with Seal Team Douche" Said Namialus
"Where's the umm pale ghost looking chick?" Asked Elan
Everyone looked around for her, but she was no where to be found, Bossk spoke up "One of the Esssscape pods, was launched, probably Aurra"
"Well whatever, she looked scary and she didn't want to buy my merchandise" said Elan
The group got off the shuttle and stepped on Alderaan.
"Alright listen up, we lost our star player"
"I'm still here Captain Cornflake!!" Shouted Elan
"Not you asshole, I'm talking about Embo"
"But nobody could even understand him, and he smelled funny"
"Never mind, let's just continue, the auction isn't till tomorrow, we will use today to gather supplies and intelligence on the location, you will also discuss and vote like yesterday, and please all participate this time..."
"Maybe I can sell some death sticks to the nobles..."
The group continue on there journey to find The Golden Potato.
Alive:
Bossk - Star
Cad Bane - Pinda
Castas - Maverick-Jedi-Valen
Dengar - red
Elan Sel'Sabagno - Potato
Robonino - Kenbo
Sugi - Namialus
Dead:
Aurra Sing - ?6 (CBK) - Unknown
Embo - Spidyyr - Loyal
CBK was NOT Janitored, he left the game yesterday and his role was switched with someone else, the other persons role was removed from the game.
Embo took 45 damage last night killing him, he had 40 health.
** Same as yesterday, person with the most posts gets a free minor item they can benefit from **
Also you can pickpocket from dead players, I guess it would be more of "looting" but still I forgot to mention that.
"I trust you have been hard at work and are ready to rid ourselves of a spy from that gross overgrown slug?" Namialus addressed the group.
"Well ahh, we haven't exactly done much productive..." Replied the small aquatic bounty hunter Robonino.
"Exactly what I expected from you band of misfits"
"Gunther disk skis arou" Said Embo, pointing at the Reptilian Bossk.
"Does anyone know what this nigga is saying?" Asked Namialus
"I believe it's quite obvious he's trying to point out he voted for Bossk, but he may also be asking for a tissue, his dialect is hard to understand" said Sugi
"Umm we don't have tissues..." Replied Castas
"Sure we do, Dengar has enough for everyone!!" Said Elan
"Well whatever a vote is better then no vote, Bossk will be convicted. Amazing how the only one who did anything was the guy nobody understands.., now go get some rest we will arrive by morning."
---
All was quiet in the night, most of the group was sleeping aboard the ship. Embo couldn't sleep though, he was afraid of the dark, so he went to find light, when suddenly two hooded figures beat the snot out of him with rubber chickens, Embo tried to fight back but he was just ineffective in the dark. One figure whacked him in the face with a pillow while the other strangled him with bed sheets till he chocked to death...
---
Chapter 2: Arrival on Alderaan
The next morning the group woke up to a horrific sight of destroyed pillows, bed sheets and a few rubber chickens, there was also a dead Embo, but nobody really liked him..
"My pillows!!! Those cost me a fortune" cried Namialus "They where genuine nerf skin filled with the finest feathers!!!"
"Yeah, you're like 99% gay..." Said Elan
"Ahh Embo is dead sir..." Said Sugi
"Shut up, for now on you guys can find your own accommodations to sleep in, I tried to be nice and you just trashed my stuff. I'm going to go to all your homes one day and light a bag full of Bantha poop on fire at your front steps and see how you like it when you go to step on it to put it out!!"
"Such a sloppy kill" said Cad Bane " Seriously? Rubber chickens? I would have stuck some peanuts down his nose while he was sleeping, never knew what hit him"
"Cause that's effective..." Replied Sugi
"I'm the best for a reason!!!.... Bitch"
"Well looks like Embo was loyal, such a tragedy, he was the only one with his mind set on the task at hand, now I'm stuck with Seal Team Douche" Said Namialus
"Where's the umm pale ghost looking chick?" Asked Elan
Everyone looked around for her, but she was no where to be found, Bossk spoke up "One of the Esssscape pods, was launched, probably Aurra"
"Well whatever, she looked scary and she didn't want to buy my merchandise" said Elan
The group got off the shuttle and stepped on Alderaan.
"Alright listen up, we lost our star player"
"I'm still here Captain Cornflake!!" Shouted Elan
"Not you asshole, I'm talking about Embo"
"But nobody could even understand him, and he smelled funny"
"Never mind, let's just continue, the auction isn't till tomorrow, we will use today to gather supplies and intelligence on the location, you will also discuss and vote like yesterday, and please all participate this time..."
"Maybe I can sell some death sticks to the nobles..."
The group continue on there journey to find The Golden Potato.
Alive:
Bossk - Star
Cad Bane - Pinda
Castas - Maverick-Jedi-Valen
Dengar - red
Elan Sel'Sabagno - Potato
Robonino - Kenbo
Sugi - Namialus
Dead:
Aurra Sing - ?6 (CBK) - Unknown
Embo - Spidyyr - Loyal
CBK was NOT Janitored, he left the game yesterday and his role was switched with someone else, the other persons role was removed from the game.
Embo took 45 damage last night killing him, he had 40 health.
** Same as yesterday, person with the most posts gets a free minor item they can benefit from **
Also you can pickpocket from dead players, I guess it would be more of "looting" but still I forgot to mention that.
I'll make a graveyard now
) so I want to hear from him. 
