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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:05:34 GMT -5
Not to ruin the story, but here's a pic of them:
Oops that was a pic of a chick that I humped and dumped. I think she was from Earth.
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:07:18 GMT -5
Ah, here we go:
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:08:57 GMT -5
So anyways, it turns out that their leader was a rogue Jedi She was a complete B-I-T-C-H....
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:11:17 GMT -5
Not to mention she was a complete dike
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:12:43 GMT -5
Her name was Vosa, and she was a Ventress wanna-be
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:14:01 GMT -5
So I go to her fuckin lair and shit, damn that place was creepy as fuk
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:15:10 GMT -5
After a couple hours, I kill about a thousand of them, keep in mind..it was no easy task...
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:18:18 GMT -5
Those bitch ass Bando Gora, those mutherfuckers had like weird poison darts that would shoot at me. Whenever I was hit by one of those mutherfukers, I would send him a nice Mr.Rocket
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Post by Kenbo on Feb 19, 2015 20:18:34 GMT -5
R u ok dood
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:19:57 GMT -5
So I get to the heart of her lair, and guess who I see?
That bitch ass mutherfuker Montross
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:21:18 GMT -5
Like he was all like, "Hey nigga. Ima kill yo ass"
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Post by Spidyyr on Feb 19, 2015 20:21:24 GMT -5
What the kriff is going on?? *cough* You ignorant fools are worse than battle droids. Hey, I caught a scum...
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:22:26 GMT -5
I'm like, "GET THE FUK OUT OF MY WAY!"
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:25:11 GMT -5
He's like, "Bitch Ima serve you a nice plate of triple rockets" And guess what? This mutherfuker shoots not 1, not 2, but 3, yes I said 3, 3 mutherfukin rockets at me.
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:26:59 GMT -5
I simply dodge that shit like a badass... And then I shoot at him, he shoots at me, I shoot rockets at him, he shoots rockets at me Like we were goin crazy
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:28:38 GMT -5
Then I catch that mutherfuker off guard, and do the most bitchy thing ever...
I LEAVE HIM THERE TO GET RAPED BY BANDO GORA
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:31:07 GMT -5
HAHA those Bando Gora were not generous
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:32:27 GMT -5
Then I killed a bunch more Bando Gora, got captured, got raped...yes I said raped The bitch raped me, like seriously?
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:36:46 GMT -5
Then that weird Shape shifter chick saved my ass, and then I battled that bitch and defeated her like a boss
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:38:08 GMT -5
Plot Twist: Then Dooku appears and kills the bitch, and reveals to me that I'm gonna be apart of a massive cloning project
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Post by Legolas on Feb 19, 2015 20:38:49 GMT -5
I'm just like, "Nigga we chill"
THE END
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Post by Kenbo on Feb 19, 2015 20:48:11 GMT -5
Ok dood
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Post by Pinda on Feb 19, 2015 21:24:39 GMT -5
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Post by Maverick-Jedi-Valen on Feb 20, 2015 2:48:37 GMT -5
VOTE: JANGO FETT (LEGOLAS). I think it's time we started to end this nonsense... I thought something was amiss with Fett and Whitaker and I believe the suspicion paid off.
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Post by Spidyyr on Feb 20, 2015 7:44:39 GMT -5
VOTE: JANGO FETT (LEGOLAS). I think it's time we started to end this nonsense... I thought something was amiss with Fett and Whitaker and I believe the suspicion paid off. And he's scum...
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Post by Maverick-Jedi-Valen on Feb 20, 2015 9:06:21 GMT -5
VOTE: JANGO FETT (LEGOLAS). I think it's time we started to end this nonsense... I thought something was amiss with Fett and Whitaker and I believe the suspicion paid off. And he's scum... Precisely. The interesting part though is that if we're dealing with a three man team, then I think one member is inactive.
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Post by Kenbo on Feb 20, 2015 9:11:38 GMT -5
Lol but seriously though I'm not scum....
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Post by ?6 (CBK) on Feb 20, 2015 9:19:23 GMT -5
Is it voting?
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Post by Kenbo on Feb 20, 2015 9:26:47 GMT -5
Yeah dood get with the programz
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Post by ?6 (CBK) on Feb 20, 2015 9:30:28 GMT -5
Oh VOTE: JANGO FETT
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